Instructions for a Happy Life
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Instructions for a Happy Life - exurb1a

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Universe is weird, yo. Help me to do this full-time ► https://www.patreon.com/exurb1r?ty=h I recently wrote a fairly depressing book of short stories ►https://www.amazon.com/Bridge-Lucy-Dunne-Exurb1a-ebook/dp/B01F7IQEHC?ie=UTF8&ref_=cm_sw_su_dp Like shit music? I make that too ► https://soundcloud.com/exurbia-1 Discuss ► https://www.reddit.com/r/Exurb1a/ Twitter ► https://twitter.com/Exurb1a Facebook ► https://www.facebook.com/exurb1a/ Brilliant tortoise on the channel banner painted by artist Emily Goddard

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Somewhat relevant mystery link ► https://youtu.be/buqtdpuZxvk
Audio version, if you're so inclined ► https://youtu.be/buqtdpuZxvk

Twitter ► https://youtu.be/buqtdpuZxvk

Newest book (Logic Beach) ► https://youtu.be/buqtdpuZxvk
I also make horrendous music ►  https://youtu.be/buqtdpuZxvk
Previous book ► https://youtu.be/buqtdpuZxvk
Twitter ► https://youtu.be/buqtdpuZxvk
Facebook ► https://youtu.be/buqtdpuZxvk
Help me to do this full-time, if you're deranged enough ► https://youtu.be/buqtdpuZxvk

Did you like the music? It's one of my favourites ► Moldau, by Big Dawg Smetana: https://youtu.be/buqtdpuZxvk

How You're Probably Going to Die

New book ► https://tinyurl.com/hf928gk Help me to do this full-time ► https://www.patreon.com/exurb1r?ty=h --------- Subtitles available. Isn't that jolly exciting? --------- Original article calculating likelihood of your birth: https://blogs.harvard.edu/abinazir/2011/06/15/what-are-chances-you-would-be-born/ Like shit music? I make that too ► https://soundcloud.com/exurbia-1 Discuss ► https://www.reddit.com/r/Exurb1a/ Twitter ► https://twitter.com/Exurb1a Facebook ► https://www.facebook.com/exurb1a/ I hope watching this didn't depress you, because my god, making it depressed me.

Continue to Next Level?

New book ► https://tinyurl.com/hf928gk Help me to do this full-time ► https://www.patreon.com/exurb1r?ty=h ------Subtitles available----- Like shit music? I make that too ► https://soundcloud.com/exurbia-1 Discuss ► https://www.reddit.com/r/Exurb1a/ Twitter ► https://twitter.com/Exurb1a Facebook ► https://www.facebook.com/exurb1a/ I wrote the outro music, and you're welcome to download it: https://soundcloud.com/exurbia-1/continue-to-next-level The main piece is Waltz in A-flat Major, Op. 64, No. 3 - Chopin: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GHwRmhGSyTM You think brain implants and cyborgs are cool? You just wait for sexbots with jetpacks, buddy.

How to Build a Human

And that's not to mention toes. What a feet of engineering they are. I also make horrendous music ► https://soundcloud.com/exurbia-1 Newest book (Logic Beach) ► https://tinyurl.com/y8ofh2hk Previous book ► http://tinyurl.com/gluoz2k Twitter ► https://twitter.com/Exurb1a Facebook ► https://www.facebook.com/exurb1a/ Help me to do this full-time, if you're deranged enough ► https://www.patreon.com/exurb1r?ty=h Special thanks to: Biology, evolution, Darwin, and the prehistoric extraterrestrial engineers. Music ► Dance Commander Franz von Suppé - Light Cavalry Overture: https://youtu.be/aF5nhMIyeqI

How to Care for Your Introvert

Knock knock. Who's there? Introvert. Introvert who? I'm so sorry to have bothered you, goodbye. Help me to do this full-time, if you're deranged enough ► https://www.patreon.com/exurb1r?ty=h I also make horrendous music ► https://soundcloud.com/exurbia-1 Newest book (Logic Beach) ► https://tinyurl.com/y8ofh2hk Previous book ► http://tinyurl.com/gluoz2k Twitter ► https://twitter.com/Exurb1a Facebook ► https://www.facebook.com/exurb1a/ Music: Nocturne by Notorious Ladies Man Borodin - https://youtu.be/CTPrcBAq28Q

Advice to Undergraduates

I'm just kidding of course - university isn't that bad. Life is much, much worse. Help me to do this full-time, if you're deranged enough ► https://www.patreon.com/exurb1r?ty=h I also make horrendous music ► https://soundcloud.com/exurbia-1 Newest book (Logic Beach) ► https://tinyurl.com/y8ofh2hk Previous book ► http://tinyurl.com/gluoz2k Twitter ► https://twitter.com/Exurb1a Facebook ► https://www.facebook.com/exurb1a/ Music ► Maxixe by Love-Meister Agustin Barrios Mangore https://youtu.be/NnDmiMlK1kU

And Nothing Can Ever Ruin This

The music is Chopin - Nocturne Op. 9 No. 2. He's been dead for a while, but please show him some love anyway: https://youtu.be/9E6b3swbnWg New book ► https://tinyurl.com/hf928gk Like shit music? I make that too ► https://soundcloud.com/exurbia-1 Help me to do this full-time ► https://www.patreon.com/exurb1r?ty=h Discuss ► https://www.reddit.com/r/Exurb1a/ Twitter ► https://twitter.com/Exurb1a Facebook ► https://www.facebook.com/exurb1a/ No relationships were harmed in the making of this video.

Genocide Bingo

New book ► https://tinyurl.com/hf928gk Discuss ► https://www.reddit.com/r/Exurb1a/ Help me to do this full-time ► https://www.patreon.com/exurb1r?ty=h Twitter ► https://twitter.com/Exurb1a Facebook ► https://www.facebook.com/exurb1a Like shit music? I make that too ► https://soundcloud.com/exurbia-1 Scrolling graphics, originally by PushyPixels ► http://CookingWithUnity.com Personally I prefer apocalypse chess. Captions are available. I am also available. Wanna hang? I recorded the audio for this video so hungover that I was beginning to fear for my life. A fantastic talk on the same subject, by one of my favourite humans: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MnT1xgZgkpk Both pieces of music used are by Bizet, from the opera Carmen. Habanera: https://youtu.be/KJ_HHRJf0xg Los Toreadors: https://youtu.be/4DNGMoMNLRY Except for Prelude in C. That one's by Bach: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zlAic9aPoqs

A Guide to Worrying

New book ► https://tinyurl.com/hf928gk Discuss ► https://www.reddit.com/r/Exurb1a/ I also make shitty music ► https://soundcloud.com/exurbia-1 Twitter ► https://twitter.com/Exurb1a Facebook ► https://www.facebook.com/exurb1a/ Help me to do this full-time ► https://www.patreon.com/exurb1r?ty=h Music ► Chopin - Waltz in A Minor: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HtQRpmaaiCo Footage Credit in Order of Appearance (all footage taken from http://www.videevo.net) - mikesteinkamp - http://www.msskateministry.com jonaslisting daduxio If this video still didn't manage to keep you from worrying, may I remind you baby seals exist in the world. Just look at that little guy. He isn't worried about shit: http://wallpapercave.com/wp/5vxW4kG.jpg

How To Choose A Partner Wisely

We’re given very little guidance on how to choose our partners and tend to leave it to that mysterious force we know as ‘instinct’. However, it truly pays to be a little more rational in this area and work out how our instincts operate and why they push us towards some people and away from others. For gifts and more from The School of Life, visit our online shop: https://goo.gl/lLmtDZ Join our mailing list: http://bit.ly/2e0TQNJ Or visit us in person at our London HQ: https://goo.gl/scNBv2 FURTHER READING “How do we choose the people we fall in love with? The Romantic answer...

The Story of Western Philosophy

Relevant mystery link: https://youtu.be/myc7eHGg5y4 If you notice any factual errors in this week’s video, please just bear in mind that life is ultimately meaningless in the first place. Twitter ► https://twitter.com/Exurb1a New book ► https://tinyurl.com/hf928gk Discuss passive-aggressively ► https://www.reddit.com/r/Exurb1a/ I also make horrendous music ► https://soundcloud.com/exurbia-1 Previous book ► http://tinyurl.com/gluoz2k Twitter ► https://twitter.com/Exurb1a Facebook ► https://www.facebook.com/exurb1a/ Help me to do this full-time, if you're so inclined ► https://www.patreon.com/exurb1r?ty=h Music: Waltz from Swan Lake by Mega Dong Tchaikovsky - https://youtu.be/CShopT9QUzw

My Sleep Routine

Wrote a book ► https://www.amazon.com/Bridge-Lucy-Dunne-Exurb1a-ebook/dp/B01F7IQEHC Like shit music? I make that too ► https://soundcloud.com/exurbia-1 Help me to do this full-time ► https://www.patreon.com/exurb1r?ty=h Discuss ► https://www.reddit.com/r/Exurb1a/ Twitter ► https://twitter.com/Exurb1a Facebook ► https://www.facebook.com/exurb1a/ Sleep is for pussies. And the majority of mammalian species.

Now You Happy Always Maybe

Everything probably isn't going to be fine, but it might be okay. That's not so bad is it? Help me to do this full-time, if you're deranged enough ► https://www.patreon.com/exurb1r?ty=h I also make horrendous music ► https://soundcloud.com/exurbia-1 Newest book (Logic Beach) ► https://tinyurl.com/y8ofh2hk Previous book ► http://tinyurl.com/gluoz2k Twitter ► https://twitter.com/Exurb1a Facebook ► https://www.facebook.com/exurb1a/

10 Psychology Tricks That Work ON ANYBODY

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Oh hello, you're alive

New book ► https://tinyurl.com/hf928gk Like shit music? I make that too ► https://soundcloud.com/exurbia-1 Help me to do this full-time ► https://www.patreon.com/exurb1r?ty=h Discuss ► https://www.reddit.com/r/Exurb1a/ Twitter ► https://twitter.com/Exurb1a Facebook ► https://www.facebook.com/exurb1a/ Hatch 'em, match 'em, dispatch 'em

Thoughts From Your Deathbed

Newest book (Logic Beach) ► https://tinyurl.com/y8ofh2hk (You may need to change the Amazon URL ending depending on your country.) YES, BUT WHERE ARE THE PAPER VERSIONS OF THE OTHER BOOKS, DUMBASS?: It's been a big, shitty hassle and it's still getting sorted. More than that I can't say right now. Audiobooks? They're on their way. Apologies for the mahoosive delay. I'm doing my jolly bestest to make it happen. I also make horrendous music ► https://soundcloud.com/exurbia-1 Previous book ► http://tinyurl.com/gluoz2k Facebook ► https://www.facebook.com/exurb1a/ Help me to do this full-time, if you're deranged enough ► https://www.patreon.com/exurb1r?ty=h Music used ► Spicy boy Schubert, Impromptu in G Flat: https://youtu.be/w_z9oSn-eIM

Why The Cops Won't Help You When You're Getting Stabbed

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Why is the Milk Gone?

New book ► https://tinyurl.com/hf928gk Help me to do this full-time ► https://www.patreon.com/exurb1r?ty=h ------Subtitles available. Isn't that jolly exciting?----- Like shit music? I make that too ► https://soundcloud.com/exurbia-1 Discuss ► https://www.reddit.com/r/Exurb1a/ Twitter ► https://twitter.com/Exurb1a Facebook ► https://www.facebook.com/exurb1a/ The music is Franz Liszt - Hungarian Rhapsody No.2 - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uNi-_0kqpdE Who knew nihilistic determinism could be so much fun? Not me.

Reasons to Remain Single

The pressure to be in a relationship, and the suggestion that anyone who isn’t in one is weird and pitiable, has very bad consequences for us all, forcing people into choices they shouldn’t necessarily have to make. For gifts and more from The School of Life, visit our online shop: https://goo.gl/Otka03 Download our App: https://goo.gl/g6MK6V FURTHER READING “Anyone who lives alone and manifests no longing to be in a relationship is – in our times – almost automatically (though more or less secretly) viewed as both pitiable and deeply troubled. It’s simply not thought possible...

7 Ways to Maximize Misery 😞

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Digital Hygiene: How We Might've Fucked Our Attention Spans

New book ► https://tinyurl.com/hf928gk I also make horrendous music ► https://soundcloud.com/exurbia-1 Previous book ► http://tinyurl.com/gluoz2k Twitter ► https://twitter.com/Exurb1a Facebook ► https://www.facebook.com/exurb1a/ Help me to do this full-time ► https://www.patreon.com/exurb1r?ty=h Full credit to: https://www.videvo.net for the stock footage. Music used: Camille Saint-Saëns: The Elephant https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ug8hCAyBaqg Ideas sourced from: my own first-world angst and inability to manage my time effectively. Relevant mystery link: https://youtu.be/vZ-Md56jK9Y During my stint away from the internet, I successfully pioneered a method of time travel utilising sticky tape, a shoe, and fifteen French stunt dwarves. Details will follow in the next video.

Regret in Heaven

A link to the thing mentioned that you may click on at your own peril: https://wiki.lesswrong.com/wiki/Roko's_basilisk I, for one, welcome our new torturous synthetic overlords. Twitter ► https://twitter.com/Exurb1a New book ► https://tinyurl.com/hf928gk I also make horrendous music ► https://soundcloud.com/exurbia-1 Previous book ► http://tinyurl.com/gluoz2k Facebook ► https://www.facebook.com/exurb1a/ Help me to do this full-time, if you're deranged enough ► https://www.patreon.com/exurb1r?ty=h As always, much love to https://www.videvo.net for the use of stock footage. Isn't the music nice? I think so. If you don't think so then we are unlikely to strike up a friendship, however superficial. In any case, here it is ► Captain Big Schlong Mendelssohn -...

The Universe in 4 Minutes

New book ► https://tinyurl.com/hf928gk Fantastic Exurb1a painting briefly featured towards the end by Mia Kaleidoscope ► https://twitter.com/mia_kale/status/721724904056295424 Help me to do this full-time ► https://www.patreon.com/exurb1r?ty=h Like shit music? I make that too ► https://soundcloud.com/exurbia-1 Discuss ► https://www.reddit.com/r/Exurb1a/ Twitter ► https://twitter.com/Exurb1a Facebook ► https://www.facebook.com/exurb1a/ I hope the universe lasts longer than 4 minutes. Personally I last 2 and a half. The music is Waltz of the Flowers, Tchaikovsky: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QxHkLdQy5f0

Brilliant Accidents

New book: https://tinyurl.com/hf928gk Discuss ► https://www.reddit.com/r/Exurb1a/ Twitter ► https://twitter.com/Exurb1a Facebook ► https://www.facebook.com/exurb1a/ Help me to do this full-time ► https://www.patreon.com/exurb1r?ty=h MUSIC: Did you like the outro music? If so, you can listen to it on my soundcloud page. If you didn't, you can still listen to it. I guess. ► https://soundcloud.com/exurbia-1/telos The track was heavily inspired by Attagirl’s ‘Soundtrack 01’. She kindly allowed me to borrow from it. Please go and say hello ► https://soundcloud.com/attagirrl/soundtrack-01 The main piece was the Overture from Can-Can, by Offenbach: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=57zE9_WHQiI FURTHER WATCHING: If you’re interested in entropy, it has been explained before considerably better than I could ever hope to: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZsY4WcQOrfk –...

How Fake Psychics Fool Their Victims

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Reality is an Episode of Good TV and We're All Silly Fucking Cats

Outro music ► https://soundcloud.com/exurbia-1/the-dog-wrestler-waltz Somewhat relevant mystery link ►https://youtu.be/UHN6dmVnYEI Newest book (Logic Beach) ► https://tinyurl.com/y8ofh2hk I also make horrendous music ► https://soundcloud.com/exurbia-1 Previous book ► http://tinyurl.com/gluoz2k Twitter ► https://twitter.com/Exurb1a Facebook ► https://www.facebook.com/exurb1a/ Help me to do this full-time, if you're deranged enough ► https://www.patreon.com/exurb1r?ty=h Special thanks to: The Grammar Hammer for help with Bulgarian. And Freya, for kindly appearing in the video and occasionally not shitting in the plants. Main body music (original) ► Dance of the Hours by Big Boy Ponchielli https://youtu.be/W3ILbnHhAzk